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Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, mah daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah daughter's bd broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountain of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bd broke. FML

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile mah plane took off, I was forcd to sit and watch as somebody rear-endd mah car in the parking lot. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today , my grlfriend an I have been in a relationship fir 3 yeres. She's pregnant. I'm a vrgin. FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today Mah Little 7 Year Old Brother Asked Mehat Horny Meanthilst In The Car With Mah Parents. When I Wouldn't Tell Himhat It Meant He Screamed "I'm Getting Horny!" At The Top Of His Lungs And Told Mah Parents That I Told Him To Say It. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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