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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
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Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11283) - you deserved it (68910)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32016) - you deserved it (65806)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56670) - you deserved it (19748)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63049) - you deserved it (5354)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)