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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4813
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About daniel1_1 : Yes, thats me in the picture. Im a high schooler in Fairfax County VA. I like swimming, running, tennis, kayaking, canoeing, backpacking, and shooting. I love to travel. My favorite places are probably Turkey and Kenya. GO TO THEM.

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daniel1_1's favorite FMLs

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

#30754
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25727) - you deserved it (50558)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (3247)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50962) - you deserved it (6190)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43224) - you deserved it (9388)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43224) - you deserved it (9388)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (69495)

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