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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4970
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About daniel1_1 : Yes, thats me in the picture. Im a high schooler in Fairfax County VA. I like swimming, running, tennis, kayaking, canoeing, backpacking, and shooting. I love to travel. My favorite places are probably Turkey and Kenya. GO TO THEM.

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daniel1_1's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40095) - you deserved it (2047)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10258) - you deserved it (47070)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47898) - you deserved it (18403)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

#17635094
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25091) - you deserved it (2309)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19820) - you deserved it (3291)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32261) - you deserved it (3954)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (10013)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30819) - you deserved it (3369)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21189) - you deserved it (11386)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (5291)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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