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danial1214
  • Town/Country : somewhere in virginia, somewhere in the us of a
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About danial1214 : Hi people of FML, i've been reading fmls for a while now and want to try out commenting. I use the app so i cant get or send messages.... Uhmmmm i guess thats it!

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Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML

#20661106
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41277) - you deserved it (2382)

On 05/13/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by culodegrillo (woman) - Spain

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

#20601228
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39207) - you deserved it (3957)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

#20601226
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37241) - you deserved it (3125)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (6275)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

#20505342
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (3263)

On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML

#20503623
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (5016)

On 02/12/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by bblubblerfisch (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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