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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4785
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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danhxcore's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (259799) - you deserved it (43189)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103916) - you deserved it (31658)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89734) - you deserved it (33433)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

#548239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69555) - you deserved it (29356)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

#434812
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46958) - you deserved it (24809)

On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

#95150
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13036) - you deserved it (30331)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)



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