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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (38920)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
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I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (38920)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20060) - you deserved it (69045)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States



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