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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML


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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML


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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

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