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daltonmarth
  • Town/Country : St. Paul, Minnesota
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

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