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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About dakotak16 : I like to hang with friends listen to music. I'm 16 and interested in the military. And apparently my life isnt shitty enough to get any of my FMLs posted.

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Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (2527)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24419) - you deserved it (17199)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15857) - you deserved it (25241)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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