About dakotak16 : I like to hang with friends listen to music. I'm 16 and interested in the military. And apparently my life isnt shitty enough to get any of my FMLs posted.
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by alix / 08/24/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Animals
Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 3:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by oops123 / 07/16/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Kids
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
by disturbed / 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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