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dahoss99
  • Town/Country : The Woodlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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