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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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dahoss99's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML

#21501482
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18284) - you deserved it (1272)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by wtfiswronghere (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML

#21501462
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Emma - United States

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

#21499834
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19123) - you deserved it (4215)

On 12/03/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by yayibs - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML

#21499015
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20560) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/01/2015 at 5:53pm - misc - by Dark_Cecilia - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

#21485011
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26930) - you deserved it (1686)

On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35415) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (3200)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML

#21287630
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35075) - you deserved it (2901)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:46am - work - by fired tomoz (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

#21287570
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (4130)

On 10/29/2014 at 9:09am - kids - by NoColor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47914) - you deserved it (3098)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46841) - you deserved it (5731)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

#21234860
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (48993)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

#21191852
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56264) - you deserved it (5116)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58000) - you deserved it (7455)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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