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dahoss99's favorite FMLs
by m0m / 03/04/2016 at 9:01am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Kids
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by myusofwe / 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML
by Emma / 12/08/2015 at 12:23pm / United States / Love
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
by yayibs / 12/03/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Dark_Cecilia / 12/01/2015 at 5:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
by Congrats? / 10/27/2015 at 11:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
by Angus / 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm / France / Kids
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML
by BadGoldDigger / 05/26/2015 at 8:18am / United States / Love
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
by fired tomoz / 10/29/2014 at 11:46am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work