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Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12425) - you deserved it (23781)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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