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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now… Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry… Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few…