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da_directioner39
  • Town/Country : 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About da_directioner39 : Sorry about the misleading username. Truth is, I hate One Direction.

Hello. I am a girl (duh), and you will learn that I fail at humor.

I love videogames. Assassin's Creed, Halo, God of War, Fallout, etc., but I can't say I love Call Of Duty.

My favorite class on Team Fortress 2 is the Soldier. I have the Orange Box, but I have played the PC version. Sadly, I can go on the interwebs only by cell phone.

I will update this soon.

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Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML

#19867617
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9160) - you deserved it (9767)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15905) - you deserved it (3550)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

#19823545
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17104) - you deserved it (867)

On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

#19800781
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14988) - you deserved it (1783)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

#19800401
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (1445)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (4830)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17362) - you deserved it (1236)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

#19776561
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25647) - you deserved it (1680)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43349) - you deserved it (2319)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

#19761942
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (1534)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Lily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9975) - you deserved it (31451)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

#19715534
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15843) - you deserved it (1179)

On 06/01/2012 at 1:58pm - health - by Ashe (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25594) - you deserved it (3683)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

#19679024
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10494) - you deserved it (1971)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

#19677033
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5756) - you deserved it (15511)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)



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