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by ken / 07/19/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…