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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1987 (27 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (9381)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (9498)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38293) - you deserved it (8470)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (7478)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (56567)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12588) - you deserved it (43798)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (11675)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (5870)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15160) - you deserved it (52877)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (7209)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11305) - you deserved it (40661)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (41609)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16430) - you deserved it (32753)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34186) - you deserved it (5278)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

#18135824
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (7757)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:21am - love - by melikeyturtles - United States



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