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About d_unsub : I'm the type of guy that your mom warned you about
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yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML
Today , I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé , when he jumped up an viciously sat on my face. I then heard , smelled , an tasted the most violent , horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth , an he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today... I found out that my resume contained the word ( masturbation ) in the skills section... courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015