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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About d_unsub : I'm the type of guy that your mom warned you about

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yesterday I sarcastically pointed out a book to mah mom, titled ( Living Successfully With Screwed Up People. ) She already has it. fat FML

#19568451
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18715) - you deserved it (4280)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today , I found the best cure fir constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me , in Walmart. FML

#19532255
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (2243)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband announcd that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook an clean fir himhile he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38656) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

today a therapist told me that I was too depressd to attend his depression group meetings . FML

#19520944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2562)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I was trying on some clothe in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed mah purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (2657)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... Mah Mom Was Puttd In Jail Fir Beating The Shit Out Of Mah Dad. Real FML

#19291584
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (2676)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I had just finishd up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I chargd. FML

#19283430
191 comments

Today, I got pulled over fir drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

#19276070
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (14991)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé , when he jumped up an viciously sat on my face. I then heard , smelled , an tasted the most violent , horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth , an he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (13047)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I found out that my resume contained the word ( masturbation ) in the skills section... courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. mega FML

#19270252
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (7456)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (45344)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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