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d_p_mitch
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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