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  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About d4vegrohl : My name is Connor and I like all things that are rock! I love my girlfriend

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Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

#20588155
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (44289)

On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

#20586776
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41767) - you deserved it (11320)

On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

#20584796
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38303) - you deserved it (18135)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

#20584487
118 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 12:53am - love - by flowerging (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

#20583566
88 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by birdiebeth13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

#20583359
106 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 9:26am - kids - by fatmom (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

#20580991
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (5759)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

#20580049
61 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9030) - you deserved it (43594)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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