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  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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