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About d0rk_ : [ B A S I C S ] I speak english &&' french fluently, I'm the worlds worst klutz {seriously}, I love meeting new people {not the creep kinda people, but the; socially awesome kinda ones. ?} Ok-aai, I might be a little random &&' a tad dork-ish. Just gotta get over it ;D

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Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML



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