d00d_c0m3_0n

Search for a member

d00d_c0m3_0n

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10957
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

d00d_c0m3_0n's page activity

Visits<b>GeorgeThatDude</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:32am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 11:26am<b>toastbrot</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:00am<b>Toxicle</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 9:10pm<b>Dawnoftime</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 6:00pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 12:30pm<b>Kielnmsoftly</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 12:20am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 12:32am<b>nicofluff</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:35am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:24pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 8:43am<b>player20270</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Saso</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:36pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:50pm<b>deathpotato</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:30pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:04pm<b>technomaster</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:50am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:07am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 5:25pm<b>Dawnoftime</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 11:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:50am

d00d_c0m3_0n's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

d00d_c0m3_0n's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

by stillsingleladies / 02/17/2009 at 10:27am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

by lunarboy / 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

by lunarboy / 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous