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Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)
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