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Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML
Today , uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent , I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's , to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
Today, mah ex-girlfriend sent me an email . I was excited that she wanted to make amend 4 cheating on me before I dumped her . No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, an the caption, "What u wish u still had" . FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month fir our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. big fat FML
Today..!! I went to get mah blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant!! The lady stuck both mah arms twice and then bustd a vein in mah right arm!! She told me to come back tomorrow to try again!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015