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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cysanleigh : I'm just here to waste some time and have a laugh or two :)

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Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

#20067647
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (3882)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

#20067114
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (2226)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

#20065430
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24840) - you deserved it (2776)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23098) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

#20063251
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (2339)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (1996)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23787) - you deserved it (2801)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28512) - you deserved it (2059)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28505) - you deserved it (5557)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

#18878139
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (6542)

On 01/22/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29928) - you deserved it (4789)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (7053)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (6463)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

#18875899
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (5761)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (1974)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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