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by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
by alwaysxgettingxshitxon / 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
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