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Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14634) - you deserved it (62818)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

#12687396
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26795) - you deserved it (2721)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

#12663979
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40945) - you deserved it (3221)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45692) - you deserved it (14564)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my room mate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

#12649118
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38294) - you deserved it (3035)

On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (4368)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57014) - you deserved it (4065)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

#12583063
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (3221)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (11678)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

#12563686
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28267) - you deserved it (7720)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37200) - you deserved it (2493)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

#12535348
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15456) - you deserved it (35399)

On 08/15/2010 at 5:47am - work - by jacko (man) - Reserved

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29579) - you deserved it (3579)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (2551)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

#12447097
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (3043)

On 08/11/2010 at 2:50am - love - by sadface - United States



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