![[fr]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
About cynthiaaah :
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (36759)
On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24086) - you deserved it (3002)
On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (40753)
On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16487) - you deserved it (4519)
On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (2194)
On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
I agree, your life sucks (11996) - you deserved it (1054)
On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26613) - you deserved it (6621)
On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24967) - you deserved it (2064)
On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (1750)
On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10288) - you deserved it (39359)
On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36342) - you deserved it (3512)
On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
I agree, your life sucks (50089) - you deserved it (4086)
On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (87196) - you deserved it (4194)
On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
I agree, your life sucks (31739) - you deserved it (2153)
On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26321) - you deserved it (5427)
On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
