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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 38074
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cyberhoy : im not going away im not going goingoing
Try so hard to break me but all your diamonds turn to sand

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cyberhoy's favorite FMLs

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (495369) - you deserved it (34012)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23577) - you deserved it (74597)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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