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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18110) - you deserved it (42487)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States



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