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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1985 (30 years)
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About cwells0430 : My life is pretty fucked up one day you'll be saying "I agree your life does suck" thanx in advance

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Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47250) - you deserved it (10373) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46731) - you deserved it (4837)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I love him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (5235)

On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43801) - you deserved it (4637)

On 05/06/2014 at 1:42am - animals - by catfriend - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (61835) - you deserved it (6446)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (55681) - you deserved it (5044)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54859) - you deserved it (8013)

On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43147) - you deserved it (3190)

On 04/11/2014 at 12:38pm - misc - by Cuntlette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65874) - you deserved it (6037)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML


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On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML


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On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher surprised us by speaking for the first time, also surprising everyone that she wasn't actually deaf. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not just given someone an answer to the test, thinking she couldn't hear me. FML

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