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About cuttz911 : I just like to make my point and move on. I'm not here to make enemies. You can agree or disagree with me, I don't care. If your just looking for a fight, move on to someone else, I won't be baited. I'm 30 years old and don't feel the need to argue with children. On a lighter side, I am a musician. I play guitar, bass, and sometimes drums. I write music and even sing a little. I am currently back in school pursuing a career in the medical field. Anything else, just ask!!

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