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Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML


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On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

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