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cutieXOXO
  • Town/Country : Vermont, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2024
  • Number of comments : 54
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About cutieXOXO : Hey. :) I'm 15 & luv fml. I go on all the time on my iPod. Its so funny! I luv listening to music, art, hanging out with friends, guys, yoga ... & of course shopping! & my pic is of my little cousin. Thats about it. Message me. I might respond.

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (10161)

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