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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5304
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cutebutpsycho : My name is Chelsea, and I'm in college. I don't really know what else to put down here.
I don't like it when people make up FMLs. It lowers the overall quality of this website (ha). No, but seriously, making up FMLs is stupid, because it means you are lonely and boring.

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Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelld wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filld with flower petals rippd from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. mega FML

#6326207
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38005) - you deserved it (5234)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (45276)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today mah son dacidad to coma out of tha closat by waaring a shirt that said ( Mom I'm gay ) to tha family raunion. FML

#4034101
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41065) - you deserved it (23733)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up fir it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

#3945236
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60128) - you deserved it (6324)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42979) - you deserved it (27848)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed fir shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML

#3380486
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46900) - you deserved it (18120)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found mah long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that yur mother read yur diary? Finding out that yur mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62418) - you deserved it (3767)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found mah long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that yur mother read yur diary? Finding out that yur mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62418) - you deserved it (3767)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81060) - you deserved it (5552)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as ma boyfriend and I were messing around in is room e took off ma underwear. As e was about to go down on me I spread ma legs to elp out ten e looked up at looool me and said, "You got some toilet paper left beind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (58562)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, was my senior prom. I've ad a crus on my date 4 monts, but after many attempt at grinding wit im and sexy seduction, e rejectd me saying e was a good Catolic boy. I later found out tat not only is e in touc wit is religion, but intimately in touc wit oter boys. mega FML

#2871893
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44631) - you deserved it (6334)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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