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cutebebe778
  • Town/Country : Vancity, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4219
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cutebebe778 : Things I enjoy:
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yoga
laughing
coffee & ice cream
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working out
swimming
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reading interesting books & fitness magazines
good music and good deeds
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Lil Wayne
& anything or anyone that gives me inspiration..

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Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

#3929849
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50103) - you deserved it (5625)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

#3910940
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35299) - you deserved it (7129)

On 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by fattie4life (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

#3859879
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46917) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:10pm - work - by justdoingmyjob (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I joked about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informed me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML

#3853046
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11353) - you deserved it (50092)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:26am - misc - by insertfoothere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34651) - you deserved it (4594)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)



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