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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44485) - you deserved it (3886)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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