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curlsnpearls
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 178
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About curlsnpearls : - 18 years old
- Taken by my wonderful boyfriend :]
- Just here for laughs really :)

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41269) - you deserved it (21079)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by gorgeousrenthead (man) - United States (Illinois)



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