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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 926
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cuponoodles34 : so I'm Lorena like cup of noodles and I have 5 dogs and one cat I play trombone and I love the color blue I'm happily happy all day and I love to read yet I don't have a favorite book or author ...... (message me I guess I'm usually online so yup)

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cuponoodles34's favorite FMLs

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2013 at 2:41pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2013 at 12:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

by WellShit / 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

by Jill Shanks / 09/01/2010 at 2:16am / United States / Intimacy