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About cuponoodles34 : so I'm Lorena like cup of noodles and I have 5 dogs and one cat I play trombone and I love the color blue I'm happily happy all day and I love to read yet I don't have a favorite book or author ...... (message me I guess I'm usually online so yup)
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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
Friday 19 December 2014