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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 275
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Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3750) - you deserved it (20632)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5986) - you deserved it (27990)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

#7871214 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (9899)

On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (9368) - you deserved it (24730)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up and walked out of my room, only to find that the wooden frame at the bottom of the door was busted to pieces. The screen to the fireplace was open as well. This is the second time a squirrel has come down the chimney and destroyed our door. I still have no idea where he is. FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 2:33pm - animals - by Intoxicunt (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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