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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4250) - you deserved it (22474)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7919) - you deserved it (37882)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11610) - you deserved it (31989)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35089) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)



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