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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cuddly_scorpion : I sleep with the fan on year round and appreciate the work of Salvador Dali.
Contrary to popular belief, we do have summer in Canada.
Feel free to not contact me, I don't like interacting with humans.

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cuddly_scorpion's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

by WetWalking / 03/21/2013 at 9:31am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids