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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (20 years)
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About cuddly_scorpion : I sleep with the fan on year round and appreciate the work of Salvador Dali.
Contrary to popular belief, we do have summer in Canada.
Feel free to not contact me, I don't like interacting with humans.

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Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML


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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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