About ctuan13 : I'm Asian. I workout. I'd take love over lust any day. I like cars. I think I'm pretty smart. If you like deep conversations, look no further. Your Asian has arrived.
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by shawnsmuffins / 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by fucked / 02/06/2015 at 3:06am / Singapore / Work
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
by AJL / 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm / United States / Transportation
by starflares / 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm / Denmark (Centre) / Work
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
by Off_Road / 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
by properpissed / 06/03/2014 at 11:36am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML
by jlmed / 06/02/2014 at 7:10pm / Colombia (Valle del Cauca) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
by anikah / 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Jarool / 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous