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Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51656)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. real FML

#15264127
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (3584)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was overdrawn $15 at te bank. I paid in my last $80 in cas only for tem to inform me tat I've been slapped wit $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
89 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today... I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying 4 a job there... an they calld me to ask if he was "a good candidate 4 a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great... nice things about the guyho broke my heart an completely disrespectd me. FML

TODAY, I HAD TO SELL MY PHONE TO PAY 4 THE PHONE BILL. FML

#15087655
81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I askad fir parmission to marry tha girl I lova. Har fathar not only said no, ha said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
137 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today I rummagd around in the attic, looking 4 old pictures of me an my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, an how he wantd to leave my mother more an more every day that passd since I was born. FML

#14974571
84 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that mah colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, my new girlfriend, with whom I have had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said ( This one is my favorite ) now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
259 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)



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