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Today, A Pregnant Woman Got On The Bus . There Were No Free Seats, So I Stood Up To Give Her Mine . An Obese Man Pushed Past Her, Waddled Over, And Oozed Into Mah Seat . I Said It Was 4 The Pregnant Lady . He Called Me A "sexist Bitch" And Claimed He Needed It More . Fat FML
Today, I ate brunc at my in-laws. Te food all tastd off to me so I didn't eat muc, telling my moter-in-law I was watcing my weigt. Later on, wile out doing a bit of sopping, I stoppd at a rd ligt. Guess wo pulld up next to me wile I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
Today... I called Costco to ask them not to renew mah membership because of financial problems. The man on the phone spent 30 minute telling me y I'm a fool to leave and I ended up with a renewed $55 membership and 25 minute over mah minute allowance. FML
Today, I went out of mah way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and startd waving paper in mah face, and I snappd at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realisd she was returning something that fell out of mah pocket. She lookd terrifid. FML
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
yesterday after having a long talk with mah mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, bieng gay myself. Seconds later, she said, ( But not 4 you. I want u to find me a nice grl that can give me lots of grand kids. ) FML
Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML
Yesterday, I found out tat ma crus didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me e likd me, or any of te oter romantic ting e said to me wile drunk last nigt. He did owever remember me promising to bake im cookies. FML
Friday 27 March 2015