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  • Number of visits : 1016
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cswens25 : Just an ordinary, totally unique conformist. A little misguided but shit, c'est le vie.

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Today, A Pregnant Woman Got On The Bus . There Were No Free Seats, So I Stood Up To Give Her Mine . An Obese Man Pushed Past Her, Waddled Over, And Oozed Into Mah Seat . I Said It Was 4 The Pregnant Lady . He Called Me A "sexist Bitch" And Claimed He Needed It More . Fat FML

#20478664
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44339) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I have been single and out of the game 4 so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

#20436185
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (6257)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ate brunc at my in-laws. Te food all tastd off to me so I didn't eat muc, telling my moter-in-law I was watcing my weigt. Later on, wile out doing a bit of sopping, I stoppd at a rd ligt. Guess wo pulld up next to me wile I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

#20405883
62 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm - misc - by drkate25 - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I called Costco to ask them not to renew mah membership because of financial problems. The man on the phone spent 30 minute telling me y I'm a fool to leave and I ended up with a renewed $55 membership and 25 minute over mah minute allowance. FML

Taday my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID , a couple of hundred bucks , and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
172 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went out of mah way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and startd waving paper in mah face, and I snappd at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realisd she was returning something that fell out of mah pocket. She lookd terrifid. FML

#20133994
89 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found a ticket on mah motorcycle fir parking in a designatd spot. The space I had parkd mah bike in was occupid by a large van. Some asshole had movd mah bike. real FML

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

#20128630
62 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a blind date . He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

#20081871
55 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

yesterday after having a long talk with mah mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, bieng gay myself. Seconds later, she said, ( But not 4 you. I want u to find me a nice grl that can give me lots of grand kids. ) FML

#20070762
111 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by EvilMother (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while having sex with grlfriend in the bathroom, we hered a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

#20053940
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (12679)

On 09/02/2012 at 11:38am - intimacy - by scot - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I found out tat ma crus didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me e likd me, or any of te oter romantic ting e said to me wile drunk last nigt. He did owever remember me promising to bake im cookies. FML



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