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csmitty97
  • Town/Country : Kingston, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (16 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26386) - you deserved it (5709)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13991) - you deserved it (2475)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)



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