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csmitty97
  • Town/Country : Kingston, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (4247)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (2414)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)



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