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csm314
  • Town/Country : alexandria, va
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 March 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (154520) - you deserved it (18171)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

#508489 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (42591) - you deserved it (26793)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)