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csi13
  • Town/Country : Connecticut, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29921) - you deserved it (23295)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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