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by RetroDayDreamer / 09/10/2011 at 11:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
by Username / 08/31/2011 at 3:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends… Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when… Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with…