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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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csi13's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35501) - you deserved it (26935)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (55655)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77670) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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