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by Cslouth / 10/27/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by sadguyme / 10/22/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
by cumhole / 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by alittlepersonal / 10/05/2012 at 1:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by cedechan / 09/29/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by sasquatch / 09/08/2012 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by pride? what's that? :( / 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
by kherien / 08/12/2012 at 1:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by My_Name_Is_Zach / 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I… Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may… Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes…