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Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (3853)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (3853)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, while at work, I witnessed a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said "yep... that just happened" and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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On 06/29/2012 at 7:12pm - kids - by ihatewalmart (man) - United States



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