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cruu22
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 July 1986 (26 years)
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Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

#20617597
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43692) - you deserved it (2710)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

#20554606
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42747) - you deserved it (5791)

On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

#20548521
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (1891)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, due to a flat tire, I only had 20 minutes to complete a 35 minute walk to catch my train. I ended up sprinting up the snow-covered frozen hill in heels, luggage in hand, only to arrive 1 minute in time, and to find out that the train had been cancelled. Next train in 1 hour. FML

#20541933
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (2553)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by KK3137 (woman) - France

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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (4145) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

#20162604
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16912) - you deserved it (1006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version



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