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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44333) - you deserved it (4781)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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