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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cruOrtez : I like games.

cruOrtez's page activity

Visits<b>trqskq</b> - the 08/30/2012 at 8:00am

cruOrtez's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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cruOrtez's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek