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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 207
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cruOrtez : I like games.

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42921) - you deserved it (3925)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5504) - you deserved it (31105)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)



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